— me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)
I heard drake and jay had sex but accidentally left the mic on then edited the sounds and turned it into a beat. that’s just so cute to me 💕
I feel weird rn
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
no offense or anything but I want to set you on fire
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES