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justofficialunitedstatesthings:

savannahdewbs:

justofficialunitedstatesthings:

fun fact: officialunitedstates currently holds the world record

For?

the world record

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Anonymous: Dude the gamecube sucked

nagi-hime:

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"It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I am not alive for that purpose. My existence is not to fulfill yours about how desirable you may find me."

Warsan Shire    (via lucasta)

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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

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fleurilia:

AZEALIA BANKS - HARLEM SHAKE

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deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

(via fake-mermaid)

ammits420friendlychillspot:

ammits420friendlychillspot:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

whoever blew this post up u stink

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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"we’re just
suicidal kids
telling other
suicidal kids
that suicide
isn’t the
answer."

(via musicplot)

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splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah
theme